Balls Out Podcasting!
More Internet Rape, Student Loans, and Another Season Preview
0This opening paragraph is brought to you by cat ass. Literally. We spend two whole minutes actually, in this very episode in which you are about to descend, in talking about cats’ asses.
Why do we go for such depraved ideas? Because the shit amuses the shit out of our shit. And shit. So we go there. And like all pussy, the Illustrious One only gets to see it on a computer screen, while the PseudoKiwi and the Hopester sit there sharing it.
And we’re nt even high. Imagine what you’d hear if we were.
Besides, a little cat butt always spices up this dreck:
1. We talk about CISPA, which combines the anti-terror paranoia of the Patriot Act in its original form with the creepy reach of the bastard legislation of SOPA/PIPA. We indicate we’d prefer to lick a cat’s ass than to see something dedicated to making our private data an open book for the government come to pass….
2. We discuss the pointlessness of dicking with student loan rates, mock the idea of forgiving voluntarily-taken loads, taunt the Illustrious One for his student loan fuckups, and stare at yet another cat’s ass as it’s less disgusting than the bipartisan football being tossed on this topic….
3. We give the PseudoKiwi a topic to talk about, the redesign of the 3×2 sites, and the role of the up-and-coming 3x2studios.com, which is still under construction. As this is mostly filler, we combine fucking cats’ asses with digital remakes of I Tech You Listen with yet another Jar Jar bukakke-fest….
[WARNING: DID WE MENTION THE CAT ASS THING YET? CAT-BUTT, CAT-BUTT, CAT-BUTT, PUSSY-ASS, CAT-BUTT, CAT-BUTT.]
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Lots of music to shred to this time. Except for the Rickrolling (our first):
Rivers Turn Into Sand – ElectikWizrD (Pudharden-up Promo)
8 Bit RickRolled – EventHorizons (Random Blather)
Too Many Racks CISPA Mix – krazyliljoo
Any Last Words (WIP) – tminimoney
A little bit of College – Petronix
High road blues – Khuskan
Night Walker – NorskeDrittsekk
Dragonzball P – Oney
The Bus Driver Song – Greendaykidfan
As for the catbutt (or pussy ass), here’s said cats who’s asses were dominating the podcast:
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Fappin’ Friday – Making Up for Missed Weeks
03 weeks ago
Did you miss us last week, 3x2vians?
Well, since both of us were excessively distracted, we remembered FapFri on Saturday as we were recording the podcast. Luckily, we’ve been collecting some fun and awesome clips for your spooging pleasure.
So we’ll start with one you shouldn’t be fapping to, unless you’re a pedophile. If you are, you should just kill yourself:
Ok, that takes care of the quirky cuteness. Now’s the time to free up that hand for some quirky, band-in-a-van cover fun:
But wait, there’s more. In the interest of saying “FUCK YOU AXL, YOU BASTARD!!!!” we bring you a GnR classic with the man who mattered most in the song: Slash! Turn this shit up:
Taxes, Weed, and More Surprises
0Well, that was actually a short-ass title. But since the topics all deal with the past week, why not shoot for a short title. On the plus, the following episode won’t be as ponderous as next week’s effort, since we’re about to round out another 3×2 season.
This week, The PseudoKiwi’s better half (by default, since it’s the PseudoKiwi), the almighty Hopester, will be joining us for a trifecta of filth and naked webcam fun that you can’t see since this is a podcast. And if we put a link, will it be good shit, or a link to the perennial favorit, 2 Girls, 1 Cup.
Well, since a link would just be over the top (even for that fucking perv, the Illustrious One), we’ll just go to the topics:
1. In “honor” of the 2-day later than normal Tax Day (4/17), we’ll talk about our taxes, the ridiculous inequities of the system, and then degenerate into something utterly perverted, as taxes are drier than the Illustrious One’s sex life….
2. We’ll continue our fascination with dates of last week with 4/20, discussing what kinds of drugs should be legal, wishing we were high the entire time. The Hopester and the PseudoKiwi lament the fact they aren’t drunk while the Illustrious One polishes off the last of his wine and resorts to huffing some computer duster….
3. We break out the surprise topic. This time, the Illustrious One is picking. That means you just have to listen to see whether the subject is Dancing Dicks of the Apocalypse, Trans-testicled Vaginas of Uranus, or something even more (or less) perverted….
[WARNING: THE ILLUSTIOUS ONE CHANNELS DR SEUSS. WITH DICKS. DICKS, MOTHERFUCKERS. FOR TWO MINUTES. TWO MOTHERFUCKING MINUTES, MOTHERFUCKERS. THAT IS ALL.]
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And here’s your music selection of the week. Rock out with said cock out:
Stokmen’s 50s Love Tune -Jack Stotler (Stolkmen5000) (Mrs Weed’s Homegrown Brownies promo)
I’ll Wreck Your Speakers – EvilKillerClone
Dr Seuss’ Bathrobe – MelchizedekRatio (random blather segment)
A Break From Taxes – Under_Skör
Speed Weed – Hammytechnoid
Better Weed – JF-Music
Meat Loaf-. – Love-Hate-War
Axl Rose Puppy Protector Demo – OliverStradust
There’s No Weed In Space! – Wanion
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